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Mercer knives are pretty much standard issue culinary school gear. If you are not issued a set  out of your student fees, you will be given the opprotunity to buy a Mercer kit. Buy that shit.  Odds are you will get yourself more knives as you keep cooking and want something that is “you” but Mercer makes that Suzy Homemaker Chicago cutlery bullshit look like the pathetic shit that is.  I had a Mercer kit for years till I got jacked. Now I wield a Shun Rikkon, but I got nothing bad to say about Mercer, especially not for their price.

Mercer knives are pretty much standard issue culinary school gear. If you are not issued a set  out of your student fees, you will be given the opprotunity to buy a Mercer kit. Buy that shit.  Odds are you will get yourself more knives as you keep cooking and want something that is “you” but Mercer makes that Suzy Homemaker Chicago cutlery bullshit look like the pathetic shit that is.  I had a Mercer kit for years till I got jacked. Now I wield a Shun Rikkon, but I got nothing bad to say about Mercer, especially not for their price.

Put half a shot in your goddamn saucepan, and you get to put “Cutty Sark” on the menu.
Put “Cutty Sark” on the menu and charge an extra four dollars for an ice cream sundae.

Put half a shot in your goddamn saucepan, and you get to put “Cutty Sark” on the menu.

Put “Cutty Sark” on the menu and charge an extra four dollars for an ice cream sundae.

  • You: Hey you seen this, yet?
  • Pastry Instructor: Wow, I can't believe it.
  • You: Yeah?
  • Pastry Instructor: Anyone using a whole roasted maui onion as garnish deserves a bullet in the head.
  • You: Imma walk away now.
Culinary School: One sixteen hour day of classes a week. Six days a week internship.
Photo by Andrew Chee under Creative Commons.

Culinary School: One sixteen hour day of classes a week. Six days a week internship.

Photo by Andrew Chee under Creative Commons.

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